The Ninja Hauler

Saw this the other day. Here's a snippet from (supposedly) a real Craigslist ad for a used car.

NINJA HAULER: 2005 Nissan Xterra - $12900 (Ronan / Lake County )
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Reply to: sale-926508578@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-11-19, 10:04PM MST
OK, let me start off by saying this Xterra is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women) . My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Nissan would look like Tom Selleck . It is just that manly .

It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on . It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things . No, that's what your Prius is for . If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now . I mean it . Just stop .

If you want to keep reading, see the post HERE.

Now that's a real car. lol