No-Mess Pumpkin Carving

Check it out: http://www.primepuzzle.com/maxproject/pumpkin_sim.swf

I tried my hand at copying a template I found online. Leave a comment if you can recognize what I carved.

Last-minute costume ideas

Stumbled across this the other day:
Get your Halloween costume from the Internet!

This site has 21 different Internet memes with accompanying "recipes" for making the costume. This has ideas for solo, couple, and group costumes.

Go ahead, look around. The Internet just might provide your costume this year, after all.

"Happy Hallo-meme!"

Humkeyducken

A new twist on the turducken

Quotables

We've had some good talks the past few weeks at Church. Below are two poems and some excerpts taken from several of the talks. (Speaking of poems, one brother gave his entire talk as a poem. Unique.)

<b>POEM #1<b>

Good Timber
by Douglas Malloch

The tree that never had to fight
For sun and sky and air and light,
But stood out in the open plain
And always got its share of rain,
Never became a forest king
But lived and died a scrubby thing.

The man who never had to toil
To gain and farm his patch of soil,
Who never had to win his share
Of sun and sky and light and air,
Never became a manly man
But lived and died as he began.

Good timber does not grow with ease:
The stronger wind, the stronger trees;
The further sky, the greater length;
The more the storm, the more the strength.
By sun and cold, by rain and snow,
In trees and men good timbers grow.

Where thickest lies the forest growth,
We find the patriarchs of both.
And they hold counsel with the stars
Whose broken branches show the scars
Of many winds and much of strife.
This is the common law of life.

<b>POEM #2<b>

[Title?]
by George Blair

In Nazareth, the narrow road,
That tires the feet and steals the breath,
Passes the place where once abode
The Carpenter of Nazareth.

And up and down the dusty way
The village folk would often wend;
And on the bench, beside Him, lay
Their broken things for Him to mend.

The maiden with the doll she broke,
The woman with the broken chair,
The man with broken plough, or yoke,
Said, "Can you mend it, Carpenter?"

And each received the thing he sought,
In yoke, or plough, or chair, or doll;
The broken thing which each had brought
Returned again a perfect whole.

So, up the hill the long years through,
With heavy step and wistful eye,
The burdened souls their way pursue,
Uttering each the plaintive cry:

"O Carpenter of Nazareth,
This heart, that's broken past repair,
This life, that's shattered nigh to death,
Oh, can You mend them, Carpenter?"

And by His kind and ready hand,
His own sweet life is woven through
Our broken lives, until they stand
A New Creation—"all things new."

"The shattered [substance] of [the] heart,
Desire, ambition, hope, and faith,
Mould Thou into the perfect part,
O, Carpenter of Nazareth!"

<b>EXCERPT #1<b>

"Un-label" your neighbor. Who is my neighbor? The speaker put words to each letter of neighbor (mabe you would make a similar list?)

N - next door neighbor (the one you see daily and often share a drivay or a laundry room or a neighborhood bbq with)

E - everone at the grocery store (even the shopper who forgets about a coupon until after being rung up at the register, or who forgets the wallet in the car)

I - individual who didn't recycle (this would be me, sometimes - but I'm being better about my bottles)

G - guy who cuts you off while you're driving (I'm sure that's <i>never<i> happened to you)

H - "Helen," the co-worker who is always late on projects, or doesn't show when you have something due/to present

B - boy behind you on the airplane kicking your seat (not me, trying tocate you've recline so far as to push my tay table into my stomach...)

O - our family (of course we always get along...)

R - rubberneckers (the people on the opposite side of the freeway who gawk at the unfortunate and significantly alter the traffic flow)

Needless to say, I've been trying to be more patient in my driving.

<b>EXCERPT #2<b>

Explorers have long since sought for the Fountain of Youth. We should instead seek for Truth:

"The search for the Fountain of Truth begins at the doors of the temple."

Happy Monday morning!

Jeremy L. Erb
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Road Closed

If you look closely, you can see flashing lights where the local police closed down the road a few blocks from where I ate lunch outside today. Word on the street is that a suspicous package was reported and the bomb squad called out. Beautiful day in the 'hood.
Jeremy L. Erb
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Now when was that due?

This was forwarded to me. I typically don't pass them on, but I thought this was funny enough to merit a post.

 

And all I got was

I think Jill mentioned her recent experience hosting some students from the BYU Marriott School - Romney Institute for Public Administration. They gave her this little portfolio to commemorate the trip, I guess. It has a pocket on the inside, a pen holder, and a spot to slip a small memo pad, and it zips closed.
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I thought it was pretty cool: our first grad school swag that we've received* =)
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Hopefully it was a good trip for the MPA students.
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* directly. We "inherited" some JHU business school stuff last year.
Jeremy L. Erb
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Little birdie

Why do you fly upside down?

I had (have?) a (Wynton?) Marsallis CD called, "Joe Cool's Blues." Ok, I don't really remember if that what it's called, but I think that's right.

Anyway, it has Peanuts-themed tracks. One of them is about that little yellow bird that perches on Snoopy's dog house. Woodstock, right?

The fun jazz number has a chorus that says:

"Little birdie / Why do you fly upside down?"

I thought of that song today because of the little visitor I had while eating lunch outside today.
Jeremy L. Erb
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layout update

Finally went "pro" with my new template from Our Blog Templates.

Still some minor tweaks needed, but I figured I'd wasted spent enough time today messing around with Blogger.

Issues I'd like to fix:
* ShareThis doesn't work any longer. I tried to load new code, but it still doesn't show up in my post footers. It must be the custom template.
* Couldn't get a "Tweet this" footer feature to work, either. Again, must be the custom template.
* Some gadgets are squished in the new column widths. May have to play around with that.

Anyway - enjoy. One day, I'll upgrade my other blogs. For now, they show up as "tabs" in the link bar just below the header.

Birthday Blog

We spent a day (10 October 2009) in New York City for my birthday.

Summary
* Bus ride there
* Museum
* Times Square
* Dinner
* Show (includes a link to my exclusive write-up)
* Bus ride home
* Photos
* Music Bonus
For those of you who might not read the whole thing, I'd say the Museum, Show notes, and Photos are the highlights, the meat-and-potatoes, if you will. Everything else is a vegetable side, parsley garnish, or dessert. I guess you can decide what's what for you...

oh-dark-thirty
We arrived at 6:30 am to catch the 7:30 am Greyhound bus to New York City / Port Authority. The lady taking tickets wasn't very nice in the morning; she ended up also being the bus driver. At first, I thought it was just us. But several people who got on the bus after us commented on how grumpy they thought she was.

11:30 am
Arrived in New York! We immediately walked down to Pier 86 and grabbed a hot dog from a street vendor. It was ok; we probably should have scouted around for some different hot dog options, but it hit the spot. (Especially because I forgot to eat breakfast).

12:00 pm
Picked up our passes and went to the USS Intrepid Sea-Air-Space Museum. We toured the USS Growler -- a cruise missile submarine that is now a floating museum. We squeezed through its narrow passageways and looked into the officer wardrooms, the mess, the bathing areas, the sonar rooms, the navigational and missile control rooms, and the torpedo rooms. It was fun to wander through; I wish they would have had more guides along the way to explain. Thankfully, I remembered some of the stuff I heard when I went on the USS Blueback tour at OMSI in Portland, OR. There were some tight spots on the tour to navigate - especially wearing the backpack we brought with our stuff. I really can't imagine living on this with dozens of other people; I bet they ran into each other all the time.

Next, we went onto the USS Intrepid herself. We wandered the flight deck and looked at the different airplanes they had there. There were US planes (F-4N, Huey, Cobra, and the A-12, among others. Check out the museum's virtual Air tour page here.)

As I've posted before, I love the Blackbird and think it is still one of the most incredible airplanes ever. For new airplanes, it's probably the Raptor, which I wrote about briefly here from our visit to the air show.

We climbed up the "island" (the command and control tower), saw the map rooms, radar stuff, and met some veterans who actually served on the Intrepid during World War II. One gentleman was an airplane mechanic. He told us how the average age aboard ship was 19 years old, and that he was 17 when he got on the ship. They didn't have "tours" back then -- you were on the ship until the war was over. He talked about the friends he made, and how he tries to keep in touch with those who are still living. Jill asked a question and he referred to her later as "the young lady" =)

We went to the side of the ship where we saw some big guns. Then inside the ship to the hangar where there were more airplanes, a demonstration of the "meatball" used for landing on the carrier, old instruction manuals, photos, a climbing net, and -- of course -- a flight simulator. We did this one -- although we both agreed we liked the one at the Smithsonian museum better. I almost forgot, they had a replica of one of the capsules from the US space program. It looked really tiny... I can't believe they fit two people in it and then dropped them back from space into the ocean inside it. The USS Intrepid fished one or two of these capsules out of the ocean.

Then, we did a quick walk through a Concorde jet that the museum had on the pier. It pretty much looked like a normal plane inside (although the cockpit seemed much larger than that of other passenger planes), but it was the outside that was neat. Another beautiful plane; sadly not in service any longer.

We wandered through the museum's gift shop on the way out, and saw the usual assortment of model airplanes, ships, military hats, space ice cream, and the like. They also had dog tags you could customize for purchase and some fancy collectibles.

3:30 pm
I think it was around 3:30 or 4 pm when we started the walk back towards Times Square. We wanted a snack, so we bought some bagels and shmear right across the street from the museum at a place called H & H Bagels. We knew it sounded familiar as we were walking over to it, and then realized when we came home (and looked it up) that H&H had been featured in You've Got Mail, Seinfeld, and How I Met Your Mother. We walked the bagels up to Times Square and ate them at a little red table while watching a production crew film a Bollywood movie. My bagel was very light and yummy.

4:00 pm
We went into the huge Toys'R'Us store in Times Square. It had a ferris wheel inside! We saw huge Lego sculptures (Empire State Building, Yankees hat, knights, hot dog vendors), T-Rex in the Jurassic Park section, a big Transformer, and tons and tons of toys. Pretty much all the toys you could imagine. The little kids were very excited. Oh, wait - so was I. Lego has some cool new lines =)

Then we went to the M&Ms World. We thought about getting Lindz something with the sassy green M&M on it, like this

or this

We ended up getting just a few dark chocolate peanut M&Ms from the huge wall of chocolate.


4:30 pm
We decided to start wandering closer to our eventual destination, which was over on The Avenue of the Americas. They had the whole street blocked off for a street fair. Vendors were selling hats, shirts, jewelry, bags, food, and other random things. We walked up and down several blocks of this, and I began to notice that some of the stalls appeared to be "franchised" -- for lack of a better word: same signage, same prices, same wares/food, etc. So, basically, we didn't need to walk up and down all the blocks, haha. There were a few "unique" stalls scattered around, although for the life of me the only one I remember was this reggae stall pumping out tunes...

We grabbed a kebab from a Greek Gyro stall manned by hombres hablando espanol. Thought about getting a smoothie or trying some chicken-on-a-stick, but decided that we just wanted to sit down for a bit.

5:00 pm (ish)
So we went to the most "New York" sit-down restaurant we could think of: Applebee's at 50th/Broadway. I know, I know, we should have tried to find something else. But at this point we were pretty tired and hungry, were looking for sit-down places, and remembered that we walked past this about a block away. The decor was very New York, haha, with Broadway and movie posters and decor.

Thanks to Mayor Bloomberg, chain restaurants (from fast food to sit-downs) post calorie information on the menu. I'm not sure what had more of an impact -- (1) the fact that Applebee's in NYC was more expensive than eating at The Capital Grille in DC (ok, I might be exaggerating a little bit, but not by much), or (2) seeing calorie information on the menu options, or (3) having snacked at the street fair just a little bit earlier -- but we ended up sharing a Santa Fe chicken salad. It was good to sit down for a bit.

5:50 pm
Started the walk back towards Radio City Music Hall to get in line for when the doors opened for our show -- The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring: Howard Shore's Complete Score Performed Live to Film.

Here are some of the websites about it:

• RCMH - LOTR Page
• LOTR in NY Main Page
• Doug Adams - Music of the LOTR - Official Blog

Basically, they had a huge movie screen that took up the whole stage at Radio City Music Hall. They projected the movie onto the screen and played the audio and FX tracks through the speakers in the hall. The music track was removed, and the music of the LOTR was performed live by what I believe was around 600 performing artists.

Performance by:
- 21st Century Symphony Orchestra (Official Home Page/LOTR Info Page),
- The Collegiate Chorale (Official Home Page/LOTR Info Page,
- Brooklyn Youth Chorus (Official Home Page/LOTR Info Page,
- Kaitlyn Lusk (Official Home Page/LOTR Info Page),
- conducted by Ludwig Wicki (Wikipedia Page [Google translated from German to English]/Ludwig Wicki

The awesome thing was that before the shot started, Howard Shore and Doug Adams (author of the soon-to-be released book, The Music of the Lord of the Rings Films) spent some time talking about the music, the themes, the instruments, and things to listen for during the show. It was so cool.

Click HERE for some of my notes from the concert.

We had some pretty decent seats, and really loved the show. The doors opened at 6pm, the pre-show talk started around 6:30, and the film began around 7:30. There was an intermission, and the show ended around 11pm.

a.w.e.s.o.m.e.

We wandered back through Times Square and hung out there for a little while while we waited for our bus back to Washington, DC. Took some photos of the Square at night.

Here are some pictures from the trip:


12:00 am
We were tired and done hanging out at Times Square, and figured that we'd be okay spending the next hour in the NY/Port Authority bus station. We were anticipating a 1:30am bus ride back to Washington, DC. You're supposed to arrive an hour early (for what reason, I have no idea, since it's not quite like getting into an airport and on an airplane...). We got there and some people were in line already. They were anticipating a 12:30am bus, but we were pretty sure they read the schedule wrong. (Although we secretly hoped there was an earlier bus).

Jill sat on a bag and closed her eyes for a bit while we waited. This was probably the longest hour and a half of the trip.

1:30 am
Boarded the bus and started the drive back to Washington, DC. I had napped most of the way to New York this morning, and ended up waking up around 3am. I alternated between looking out the window at the darkness, fidgeting, and trying to go back to sleep.

5:15 am
Arrived back at the Greyhound station in Washington, DC. Walked outside just as a cab drove by; flagged it down and took the quick trip over to Union Station where we had left the car in 24/hour-access parking. We're pretty sure the cab driver charged us an extra dollar or two that didn't seem to be justified on the fare card ... but we were too tired to argue.

5:30 am
Picked up our car and drove home

6:00 am
Went to bed.

11:00 am
Got up to get ready for Church.

12:15 pm
Got to Church to practice the organ before Sacrament meeting.

What a fun trip!

### (Random) Music Bonus ###
To sign off, I figured I'd follow-up my Billy Joel "New York State of Mind" post with some other New York-related songs. Here's what I found with a [[+song +lyric +"new york city"]] Google search:

• "New York City / Such a beautiful disease" (Norah Jones, "New York City")
• "Start spreadin' the news, I'm leaving today / I want to be a part of it: New York, New York." ("New York, New York")
• "I'm sittin' in this New York City... / Cause I don't know no New York City song" (Tanya Tucker, "New York City Song")
• Another rainy day in New York City / Softly sweet, so silently it falls / As crosstown traffic crawls / Memories [on] my way in New York City (Chicago, "Another Rainy Day in New York City")
• "Standing on the corner, just me and yoko ono, / ... / New York City! / New York City! / New York City! / Que pasa, new york? / Que pasa, new york? / Hey! hey!" (Yoko Ono, "New York City")
  
• And this was just in my head because of our Saturday trip: "Saturday in the park / I think it was the Fourth of July / People dancing, people laughing / A man selling ice cream / Singing italian songs / (fake italian lyric) / Can you dig it (yes, I can) / And I’ve been waiting such a long time / For Saturday ..." (Chicago, "Saturday in the Park")

Quote of the Day

“In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it.” — Robert A. Heinlein

(Quoted in "Top 10 Modern Human Addiction")

A day that will live in ...

... infamy?

• NASA "dropped some bombs" on the moon
• President Obama is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
• Jill's office was warned to not go out the front door (but not evacuated?) because of a bomb threat at the White House.
• It was my birthday
• Went to work
• Had a fun lunch with co-workers; talked about the President's award, life "back in the day," and an upcoming symposium a few of us are attending
• Jill surprised me by getting off work early, putting away lots of stuff, and getting our house straightened up [I was so surprised - it looked like I was in a new house!]
• We tried a new Chinese place just down the road from us (Grand Hunan) - my beef chow fun was excellent.
• My fortune cookie read: "(-: Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it. :-)" -- strange fortune, eh?
• Then went to bed early because we had a big trip planned for Saturday

A compilation

I've had a bunch of pictures on my Blackberry, some of which have previously been sent to Twitpic, and others of which have been added individually to one of my several blogs, and some which have never before been released...

I stuck them all in this album, complete with comments. Enjoy.

New York State ... of mind

Some folks like to get away, take a holiday from the neighborhood
Hop a flight to miami beach or hollywood.
Im taking a greyhound on the hudson river line-
Im in a New York state of mind.
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